Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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01010010001010010100100101001001010010100100100100100100100100100100100100010010101010101010101011010101010110010101010 Dolphin

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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