- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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