- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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