- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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