- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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