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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Today is March 22.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Your mam is so fat.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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