- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

sweating like antoni with a girl

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

A miserable man committed suicide.

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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