- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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