I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

I like the color potato.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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