What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Do you know the muffin man? No

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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