- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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