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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Go away still nothing to see

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What would u like to drink?

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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