- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 2+2? Fish

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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