Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Good job, son.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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