- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

mexicans fishing

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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