- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Sex

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What's a joke? Funny

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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