The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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men's rights activists

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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