- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

what is 3+3= 8

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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