Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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One time i was sitting down

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Jellybeans

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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what has genitial warts? me

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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