Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

I'm rick james bitch

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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