So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Why I am at the hospital now: True as it gets. I found on my working desk a small box of fluoride pills, I was like meh, but it said banana, strawberry, mint and pear, so I was like yeah! And grabbed a mouthful before going URGH! Then my friends entered laughing saying "I hope you do well on that test tomorrow!" So yeah, I passed out, and it turns out my "friends" (victims ill torture to they beg for death). 80 MG OF VALIUM!!! Yeah good trucking luck on my test eh? I nearly died twice, somehow, I think I should ask doc if my heart is okay or something, my head is fucked up the floor is all wavy and I cant differentiate numbers Seriously, one guy was gonna come visit say sorry, but he sent his girlfriend instead... My wife was so worried, that when I said: Mind if I have my vengeance by screwing his girlfriend? My wife said: I was so worried, you still okay? That actually sounds like a good scheme... So, yeah... I am typing this because, I am totally going to have a threesome... When and if my ever wakes up again... She agreed... She was always kinda into me but still! If you dont understand this, well... Next time, if you want to poison me, USE SOMETHING THAT KILLS ME! BECAUSE I WILL BE BACK!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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