- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

what's worse then a blowjob?

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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