- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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