It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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