- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Where's my tractor?

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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