Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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