Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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