- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What is square and grey? A grey square.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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