- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.