Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Did you know? . You already know!

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Anti Joke

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