What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

ever tried african food? they neither

ME NAME IS JEFF

Barack Obama plays basketball

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Jersey Shore.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

im telling maguire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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