Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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