- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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