- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Click here to end the world.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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