What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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