What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

what's black? a lot of things.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Womens rights.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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