why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Womens rights.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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