why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

So, same time tomorrow then?

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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