An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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CFL

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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