- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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