How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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