- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina cream... end of story

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Guess who is violent. Osama

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

360 NO SCOPE

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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