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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Terry has ebola

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did Delaware? A coat.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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