A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Massie is a fatass

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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