What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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the WNBA

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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