- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Large 4

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??