SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

baloney sandwich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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