trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

drew edminstin is a rat

kk

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Antijokes...

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Adam Chebali has no life

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...