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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

a black guy hates chicken.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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