Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Call of Duty is a good game.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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